Recently I became acquainted with monster cookies. They're now my compromise between (tasty) cookies and (healthier) granola bars. They're still probably substantially sweeter than granola bars though. Basically, they are flourless oatmeal peanut butter-based cookies that, as far as I can tell, are called Monster because most people make them in a large size. How's that for a descriptive cookie name. Let it be noted that these are not gluten-free cookies--I learned that your garden-variety oats you buy at the grocery store can possibly have gluten residue on them, but you can easily buy gluten-free oats for that special food-allergic someone in your life! You could also sub out the butter for a dairy-free alternative, or flax "eggs" for the real thing. If you really had to. [I just realized I forgot the cinnamon in the batches in the oven. Dang.]
Loch Ness Cookies
(makes 36 3-inch cookies)
1/3 cup butter (softened)
2/3 white sugar
2/3 brown sugar
1 cup unsalted unsweetened crunchy peanut butter (or whatever you have)
2 eggs
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp corn syrup (or honey)
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1 tbsp ground(ish) flax seeds
3 cups oats (old-fashioned, not quick oats)
1/3 cup shredded unsweetened coconut
~1/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips
~1/3 dried fruit (e.g., craisins, berries)
Preheat oven t
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350°F . Cream together butter, peanut butter, and sugars. Beat in eggs, vanilla extract, cinnamon, and corn syrup. Mix in everything else, ending with the choco chips and fruit. Drop by 1/4 cup (or smaller) onto baking sheets lined with parchment paper. Bake for 10 minutes, or until lightly brown around the edges.
Recipe End Note: I really want to incorporate seaweed at some point. I love seaweed.
In baking those cookies, I have achieved what must be the high of my career. Look at that perfectly executed parchment paper tear. Look at it. My crowning moment as a baker, captured in this picture. I finally did it, Mom.
Also, I made my first pie! It's about as photogenic as a clod of peachy blueberry dirt. I don't know what I was thinking with those Xs and that creepy non-centered circular vent. My next one will be heaps better.
Finally, I made PERFECT pancakes for the first time a few days ago. I did not capture the moment in pictures, but they were still delicious, and slightly eccentrically-spiced. Rosemary Cinnamon Pancakes. Recipe is simple. Add some rosemary and cinnamon to your favorite pancakes, and enjoy with a bit of butter and syrup. The cooking process is what always caught me up on pancakes. I suppose I had the heat too high and used too much oil or butter before
the perfect pancake day. I'd like to thank my housemate for opening me to the world of "medium heat" on the stove as it really should be,
medium. Not slightly above. Just medium. That's the secret. Meeeeedium.
I
love to bake. And I'm lucky to have such accommodating friends and coworkers who volunteer to aid me in the dangerously delicious sugary consumption. So guys, thanks. Here's to many more tupperwares full of cooking experiments in the breakroom.